You Know You Are A Mom When...

• Someone asks you to write something for their blog and you write about urine. Twice.
• You grab the throw blanket, see something that looks like dried jelly, and use the blanket anyways. You can clean it later.
• You talk about your kid then get weirded out when someone uses his name.
• Chicken nuggets and instant potatoes sound like a well-rounded meal.
• You think PG-13 might be a little much for your 6 year old, but seriously, you'd get at least 2 hours to yourself. Have fun kid!
• You are proud of a poorly painted Luigi.
• You understand everything that your kid says, even when no one else does.
• You think in rhyme because of the Dr. Seuss you read all the time.

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